Chomp Chomp Chomp.
There are two types of people in the world.
Really awesome people… and people who FUCKIN’ CHEW ICE!
Seriously. It’s not a food group, people.
If you’re thirsty, drink something cold.
If you want something cold and refreshing, have a popsicle.
If you need something to chomp on, get a fuckin’ teether. I’ll even freeze it for you.
But for the love of my sanity, STOP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMPING ON ICE!
Errr… Is this what temporary insanity looks like? May I mention how very nice you look today, Your Honor…
