The World's Gone Batshitcrazy

When I moved my blog from Wordpress to Tumblr some time ago (I can’t remember when, and I’m far too lazy to scroll through my posts) I thought, “Oh… Tumblr seems much more simple. It’ll be a good way for me to feel more comfortable posting more blogs, more often.” Which, of course I didn’t. But it’s only cause my hands were mauled in a terrible dinosaur accident. No, no that’s not true. I’m just a lazy fuck (Do you see a pattern forming here?)

What I didn’t realize is that I would be entering a new world. Or rather a cult. I feel like I have this second life on here. There are jokes, phrases, memes (a term I learned here on Tumblr) that only Tumblr’ers know. I am addicted to scrolling through my dashboard day and night, sharing inside jokes with my fellow Tumblr’ers, knowing no one else, outside the confines of those pages will “get it.”

I always thought of myself as a strong person. I know now that I am not. I’m a follower. And I kinda dig it. Just don’t tell any of my regular friends. I have a reputation to uphold (albeit one of a borderline personality disorder…)