I’m hesitant to post this blog post seeing as there may be an exuberant amount of jealousy surrounding me.
Sunday- got a migraine.
Monday- lingering migraine with a side of a sore throat. Do I have to leave a tip?
Tuesday- Woke up with a gnarly summer cold. Sure, it’s 80 degrees outside, but man, am I craving some piping hot tomato soup.
Wednesday- Oh hello cold! I wasn’t sure if you were gonna leave me so soon. Glad to see you wanna stick around for a bit. How about a game of Scattegories?!
Thursday- What’s that cold? You’ve turned yourself into a massive head cold, with the congestion plugging up every hole (above the neck) Now, while my mouth still works, it’s now only used to cuss. Hello, sinus migraine. Hello you sneaky fuckin’ bastard.
Friday- Oh hey migraine, thanks for hanging with me on this lovely Friday! A week long of migraine medicine combined with cold medicine cannot be good. But hey, if I’m gonna die, can I at least be migraine free? ‘Cause I’m gonna be one bitchy ass ghost.
I wanna be as happy as these ladies…