Chomp Chomp Chomp.
There are two types of people in the world. Really awesome people… and people who FUCKIN’ CHEW ICE! Seriously. It’s not a food group, people. If you’re thirsty, drink something cold. If you want something cold and refreshing, have a popsicle. If you need something to chomp on, get a fuckin’ teether. I’ll even freeze it for you. But for the love of my...