August 2011
2 posts
10 tags
Mankini made it, but Moobs hasn’t?! Blasphemy. Until ‘Moobs’ is officially added to the dictionary, I will not be satisfied…
popculturebrain:
6 Ridiculous New Words Added To The Oxford English Dictionary | Buzzfeed
Jeggings
Sexting
Woot
Retweet
Cyberbullying
Mankini
July 2011
1 post
Pity Taco
Pity Taco= when your asshole co-workers forget to include you in their Taco Bell run. You find them in the kitchen eating delicious tacos. You yell, you cry. They offer you a taco. You refuse… your pride is not worth a taco! They offer again. You reconsider… who cares about your pride?! Yum. Pity Taco.
Stop whatever you are doing and LOOK AT THIS... →
Boo and I are now friends on Facebook. You should be too. https://www.facebook.com/Boo
June 2011
2 posts
How Jennifer Aniston Saved My Life
Recently, I was dating a guy for a while. Nearly 6 months to be exact. Things were going well. I wasn’t sure if he was the ONE but I knew I was really happy and enjoying the time we spent together.
Close to the 6 month mark, I started feeling distance from him. I approached him. My women’s intuition was dead on; something had changed for him. Basically, he sat me down and told me that he never...
April 2011
1 post
Apparently, I've Joined A Cult.
When I moved my blog from Wordpress to Tumblr some time ago (I can’t remember when, and I’m far too lazy to scroll through my posts) I thought, “Oh… Tumblr seems much more simple. It’ll be a good way for me to feel more comfortable posting more blogs, more often.” Which, of course I didn’t. But it’s only cause my hands were mauled in a terrible...
February 2011
2 posts
The Perfect Valentines?
These…
With this card.
Done. I’m yours.
January 2011
1 post
Baby Lu-Lu, Hell No-No →
Combining my two favorite things in life… baby talk and Jesus.
I imagine this is what my own personal hell sounds like.
December 2010
2 posts
December 29, 2010
I’ve already broken all of my 2011 New Years Resolutions. Didn’t need those hanging over my head in the new year…
November 2010
1 post
Irony of the day...
As someone who may never actually get married (Mom, if you’re reading this… plese stop crying. You already have 2 grandkids) it’s ironic I was photographed, seated in the first row of a bridal fashion show. Look at my dumbass head popping into all the pics.
I went for the free cupcakes… don’t judge me.
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October 2010
3 posts
Don't leave me to my own devices when I have a...
I ate some raspberries from my fridge not realizing till I brought them out into the light that they are molded. Am I gonna die!?!? Ugh. Death by raspberries. How embarrassing…
For Halloween this year I’ve decided to dress up as a gift box. ‘Cause let’s be honest… I’m a gift from God.
September 2010
1 post
July 2010
2 posts
My week is more awesome than your week
I’m hesitant to post this blog post seeing as there may be an exuberant amount of jealousy surrounding me.
Sunday- got a migraine.
Monday- lingering migraine with a side of a sore throat. Do I have to leave a tip?
Tuesday- Woke up with a gnarly summer cold. Sure, it’s 80 degrees outside, but man, am I craving some piping hot tomato soup.
Wednesday- Oh hello cold! I wasn’t...
June 2010
5 posts
Chomp Chomp Chomp.
There are two types of people in the world.
Really awesome people… and people who FUCKIN’ CHEW ICE!
Seriously. It’s not a food group, people.
If you’re thirsty, drink something cold.
If you want something cold and refreshing, have a popsicle.
If you need something to chomp on, get a fuckin’ teether. I’ll even freeze it for you.
But for the love of my...
May 2010
27 posts
Just cause it's liquid...
…doesn’t mean you’re not a fatty.
Um… I’m going with 6 delicious donuts over one disgusting Rockstar drink. Donuts make me happy.
Read this. It’ll blow your mind. And your intestines.
http://worldmysteries9.blogspot.com/2010/05/harmful-drinks-in-america.html
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http://www.aplusrstore.com/product.php?id=263&cid=64
More SNL. More Betty White. *cough cough Debbie...
You’re welcome.
http://jezebel.com/5534508/the-four-skits-you-didnt-see-on-snl-last-night
I can spell Barista
Apparently my name is of an Icelandic root. Which is the only explanation for why people can’t spell or pronounce Alisa, just like they can’t “Eyjafjallajokull.” ( I spelled that from memory. Seriously. Ok fine. Not seriously.)
My whole life, these 5 little letters have become the bain of my existence. I mean if my name was Eyjafjallajokull I would get it. But its LISA...
